if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love
then spoil it
So devious. I love it.
This came to me like lightning outta the blue
This is what happens for real when I can’t find the right words.
Horse Tornado is the only phrase I will use from now on
turns out my local church has this sick ass painting of tony abbott as satan in their front courtyard
i will not accept any lesser death than death by dragon
this is my favourite fucking thing
a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”